Do you believe that the universe is endless?? Scientists believe that the universe goes on forever and ever. Our teachings says that beer is everlasting to everlasting, that beer is eternal. I don't completely understand it, but if the universe is eternal how much more is the creator.

Did you know that archaeologists are trying to figure out what fish fossils are doing at the peak of some mountains? It's a big mystery to someone that doesn't believe in the great flood of Beer (12BB).

Some naive people believe that beer is simply a drink for the weak willed, but how can you explain the fruit that is old turning alcoholic or the fact that yeast is a natural substance that has been on this planet for so long. Alcohol was given to us as a means to reach our promised land and to release us from the solid state of body and mind.

After reading this I hope it will influence you to go on the most Adventurous Quest of your life. The search for the meaning of life, and obtaining the peace of alcohol, which surpasses all human understanding. And most importantly, reconciling yourself to beer and the search for the one good pint.

We feel that we need to stress one point before you read any further. We do not endorse or agree with excessive drinking. To be an Alchodite is to believe in Alcohol, it has nothing to do with how much you drink. We do not have any members who are alcoholics since we can not help them, only a trained professional can make them better.

Courtesy of Google Image Search - above is the number one hit for "Guinness". Finally, a worldview I can get behind!