North Korea has an untested ballistic missile capable of reaching the western United States, intelligence officials said Wednesday.

As the U.S. continues to inch toward war with Iraq, a jealous and frustrated North Korea is wondering what it has to do to attract American military attention.

The first lead sentence is from the AP Wire, the second from The Onion. We are living in frightening times, indeed, when our best source for satire in America doesn't even have to make up its headlines anymore!