Holy freaking shite! I punched "jersey exile" into Google, and I came up the numero uno hit. Cool. But what a terrible burden at the same time...

Well - this exile is heading back to the Garden State for the Fourth of July holiday. On the to-do list:

1. Give Donald Trump some of my hard-earned (hah!) dough in Atlantic City.

2. Catch a Surf game.

3. Eat a cheesesteak or two. Or three.

4. Stock up on Tastykakes.

5. Search for the Jersey Devil.

The wife and I leave at 2. I can't wait!