The boss is gone for the day, so all meaningful work has ground to a halt. As proof, I offer you this fruit of my idle websurfing, the T'inator, which will dynamically translate any other website into Mr. T-ese (that's Mr. T of "A-Team" fame). Look what it makes of the other Mr. T's account of the Sicilian Expedition. "I pity the fool who can't learn from history!"